50 cent haircut

Not 50 Cent like the rapper, but I imagine if I had asked for that cut it would have turned out differently. I have the grossest hair these days...bleached out, dry, too long...so I could not take it one more day...went to a barber shop(allegedly "the guy does mzungu hair") Um...I'm pretty sure from the way he a. picked/combed my hair b. didn't wet...or touch it while he cut it, that c. he had never touched a white woman's head before. While one part of me wanted to get up and run, the other just had to see what was gonna happen. It's no secret my hair looks the same since the day I had to let it air dry after swimming in High School...but I like to think there are variations...not so. It looks the same. Just texted Jodi...she said she got her haircut too. her cut cost 60$....I could get 120 cuts for that mess!!! Come on over Jod...I'll hook you up.